Sunday, February 27, 2011

Lifeguarding

Yes, i have the classic high school job as a lifeguard. Basically, we're certified creepers; but we save lives....nbd.
I'm not exactly sure what "inspired" be to become a lifeguard, but it really doesn't matter. All i know is that I'm now one of the "wwwaaaaaaaaallllkk," shouting, sunglass-tanlined cliches that annoyed me to no end only 5 years ago.
I really like my job my job, it's technically just "sitting" and cleaning, but i've learned a ton about people in general since that first lovely day i sat "in chair." You learn a lot by staring at people for hours on end. Such as kids running around aimlessly without adult supervision to people that think pull ups on the lap pool starting blocks is somehow excercise, to the absolute cutest little noms. I'll probs post more about lifeguarding "enlightenments" about people interacting with people and pool equipment that isn't theirs.....but they'll break it to get their swim cap back from the drain...jerk offs.

Abbey Kane, why not?

I won't lie.
I got this whole "blogging" idea from a friend, and as a person who moreover thinks like a blog, I thought, what the hell?.....or more appropriately, why not? I think of it more of an extended facebook status or note, but without annoyingly blowing up my, or anybody else's homepage.
I go by "abbeykane," yes all one word. I don't normally let people get deep into my distorted head, but for anyone that's ever wanted to know what "abbeykane" is actually thinking, I guess it's just a win-win situation for errbody. But i write exactly what i feel for myself, and not for anyone else. So, like it or not, this is "abbeykane" and that pretty much sums up the whole "this is my first blog post and it's really awkward" thing.K bye.